Se7en (1995)
Th1s f2lm complet3ly r4les, de5pite 7he ann8ying t9tle 8/10
Rushmore (1998)
An overachieving film about an underachieving nerd 10/10
Schindler’s List (1993)
Ralph Fiennes is my favourite Nazi 9.5/10
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
A masterclass in subtlety 7.5/10
30 Minutes or Less (2011)
Eisenberg and Ansari are magnetic, but there are too few laughs and too many scenes with the obnoxious McBride to live up to the premise 6.5/10
The Dark Knight (2008)
The best pencil-related magic trick in cinema history, and the scariest “bad guy” since Amon Göth, transform a great film into a near-masterpiece 8.5/10
Batman Begins (2005)
Pales in comparison to the edgier sequel, and Neeson lacks the energy to convince as the antagonist, but this is still compelling, sophisticated action 7.5/10
The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)
It is a mystery how a film about vomit, erections, and snorting faeces can be so charming 6.5/10
Fight Club (1999)
Almost definitely the most brilliant, absorbing, violent film about a soap salesman ever made 8.5/10
The Departed (2006)
Jack Nicholson does a terrifying impression of a rat 8/10
